when guys wear that one cologne where all you want to do is bury your face in their chest and sniff because they smell that damn good
(Source: mykindoflibrarian, via unlesstheylistentonickelback)
- Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
- Me: i dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.
my style can be described as “this smells clean” with a touch of “did anyone see me wear this yesterday”.
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The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that big lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, wherever.
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- Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20
- Me: What
- other teenagers: oh sweet my parents are gone for a whole week time to invite my friends and have a huge party
- me: oh sweet my parents are gone for a whole week time to stay online until 6 am without being scared of my mother waking up and killing me
